Spider-man 2

out today on dvd. see spider-man 3

Kirsten Dunst looked way hotter in the first one.

by Adrian November 30, 2004

golden slide

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.

I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

yung spider

Yung Spider, pronounced "Yung Spidah!" is a modern day gangster/pimp. He can be found roaming the slumms of louisville or hustling hoes in detroit. His friends call him Yung Spider because hes deadly like a black widow. He is a crazy ass G and cannot be killed. He is the Illest there is, also friends with Yung Gator, Yung Viper, Yung Dragon, all part of the "Yung Bloods" clan that owns Louisville.

Ayyeee, isha boi Yung Spider!!

by The Vintage Soul March 8, 2009

Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

by The CBear April 3, 2010

Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.

Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"

by lance tightpants December 29, 2009

Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.

I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!

by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010