onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

by adsswagger February 21, 2014

Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

fuck that shit

A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."

My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

Shit Eater

a open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever. (often groupie or ran through)

Shit Eater, an open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever.

by qua_ June 8, 2023

shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010