onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Shit feels

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time

Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!

by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019

shit tsunami

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.

Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.

by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020

fuck that shit

A more polite way to say "I disagree with you or I may have another plan that may be different than yours."

My homeys gonna rob the liquor stoh again tonite. I say fuck that shit, I got home work! It's a goddamn school night!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

Shit Eater

a open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever. (often groupie or ran through)

Shit Eater, an open ass going ass fatherless ass ho with no morals what so ever.

by qua_ June 8, 2023

shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010