self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

self-absorbed by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR 

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.

Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR by sizcruz January 22, 2010

self expression 

1.) The act of one person screaming at the top of their lungs in a crowd. 2.) The act of a person or group of people doing something odd or gay. 3.) One or more people choosing to behave in a certain form or fashion that does not adhere to socially acceptable codes.

Look at that group using self expression.

This bar is full of drunks and self expression.

Those clothes are full of self expression.

self expression by J September 11, 2003

self-starter 

a person who is sufficiently motivated or ambitious to start a new career or business or to pursue further education without the help of others.

Rob has never got the background of a marketing, but what awesome job he did. He definitely is a self-starter

self-starter by Rayman13 June 24, 2015

self dabba 

Indirectly talking about yourself in a group .

Venky does so much self dabba at times !

self dabba by arcadiansmokerz January 4, 2016

Self harm 

Something where someone who may or may not be suicidal either cuts into there arms and legs or burns them selves, it is a copping stragady.

Omg did you see Libby today she has cuts all on her arm

I know she probably self harms

Yeah bet it’s for attention

No she could be dealing with some shit it’s not our business

Self harm by Unicornofdeath_ June 30, 2018

self-made man 

a trans guy

A trans man is the real self-made man because getting rich requires help from other people.

self-made man by blue_heart December 21, 2020