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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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Santa Maria

When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.
Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?
by Norman Fedora November 2, 2011
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Santa Ana

1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.

2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.

3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.

4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.

5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
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santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
by chicago andy December 12, 2008
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Santannah

Something That cant make up their mind and has lots of peircings.OVERDRAMATIC,Poopy face garbage can Just Joking Luv You Kanika Melvin
Stop Being A Santannah!
by Lahteeshahh January 31, 2009
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Rancho Santa Margarita

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.
"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station
by LaChad January 2, 2008
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Santa

An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.
Santa is a pedofile....
by B.M.J. January 13, 2007
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