don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranch

An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!

If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.

by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022

Roast

Another word for bullying.

Person 1: "You idiot! You're the reason why Tiktok exists!"
Audience: "Woah did he just roast that guy?!"

by MicroFlood March 13, 2023

mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together

Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!

by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023