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Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
mugGet the don't let me get the roast on youmug.
An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
mugGet the Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranchmug.

Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
mugGet the Roasted a nutmug.

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
mugGet the Roast Beef Snatchmug.

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.
James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!
by Jihaleh August 10, 2012
mugGet the roast my breadmug.

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