procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

Procrastiknowledge

Knowledge gained when trying to do anything but what you need to. Usually completely useless knowledge gained on the internet.

Person 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: I really didn't want to do that paper, so I now know the Mongolian national anthem by heart, and did you know that hippo milk is purple?

Person 1: You've got a lot of procrastiknowledge my friend.

by JohannSebastianSpock March 10, 2014

procrastinatrix

a female master of procrastination.

Sally is an amateur, putting off a project for a day or two, I however am a procrastinatrix I can drag out a project by years.

by KoshkaVirginia April 20, 2014

Procrastivity

The condition of productivity an individual may find themselves in due to avoiding a particular task.

He was avoiding his math homework, cleaning his apartment and taking out the garbage in a fit of procrastivity.

by procras April 21, 2014

procrastipoo

taking a dump to avoid doing something else

i couldn't be bothered writing my essay so i went for a procrastipoo instead

by procrastipooer May 3, 2014

procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

procrasturbang

When 2 or more persons simultaneously procrastinate by having sexual intercourse.

Hey Lisa! This test is going to be a doozy tomorrow. Want to come over and procrasturbang?

by josh_in_cali April 15, 2014