Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.

Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018

Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017