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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"
by Bueriahn September 5, 2012
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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vous le vou couche avec moi se soi

a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
by chichiono January 18, 2009
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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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Couch-potatous

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
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