woke

The (false) belief, rooted in socialism and by extension gnosticism, that the state of nature is absolute equality and fairness, and that every disparity between any persons or groups is invariably the result of some oppression or exploitation, and thus the only way to restore the state of nature is to dismantle every element of culture and civilization imaginable, presumably to be replaced with some form of socialism.

There's no pleasing them.They literally hate everything. They're woke.

by Elijah Knightly December 7, 2023

Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024

Woke

Awakened or Enlightened.

We passed this anti-woke law to keep the good people of Floria safe from woke democrats.

by Pronghorn March 28, 2023

Still woke

You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?

Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

Woke

A word used by conservatives to bash people who care about human rights, calling them "dangerous", and "ideology" that "must" be "erased", even if they never did anything wrong, conservatives still act like it's the end of the world yet call us snowflakes. This term means be aware of racial and discriminatory prejudices.

1. Oh no! Spreading awareness that transgender people are being unfairly targeted by extremists? Woke!
2. He called me "woke" because I said I just want to live without fear of persecution.
3. No!!!!! You can't say that racism exists! Woke!!!!

by hahaitsmebamba June 2, 2023

Woke

Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.

Where are the black people in Shogun? The show is not woke enough.

by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024

woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."

Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."

by Darkphil March 14, 2023