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Wal-Mart Win

When a major market pro-sport team wins a championship over a minor market team, utilizing obvious favor from the league and officiating. The league pursues "Wal-Mart Wins" so it can sell cheap licensed gear to the hapless fanbase at Wal-Mart and derive tremendous profits.
"Woohoo the Steelers just won the Super Bowl!"
"Calm down dude it was a Wal-Mart Win. You're a corporate pawn."
by aJayBoulder February 1, 2009
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Wal-Mart

A popular retail chain which sells a variety of goods that everyone ridicules until they loose their job.
I used to shop at only the finest stores and until this recession, I said ony poor African Americans and white trash shopped at Wal-Mart. Now I have to save every penny I get. Wow. Karma is real.
by wordworks August 28, 2011
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Martha

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
by Darick & Dave December 24, 2008
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k-mart

a dirt bag store that i only know about cause some dirtbag girl in my schol shops there. kthnksbye iloveyou
kaitlyn1: rita shops and k-mart
caitlin2: umm..ew

LOLerskaters
by FHDS July 20, 2008
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K-Mart

Pretty self-explanitory.

Beaners-K-Mart = White People-WalMart.
by Dicamillo. November 1, 2012
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Martha

A ugly ass bitch that don't know what tf she's doing. She likes to be something that she's not. Fake asf tbh
Martha : *looks at you a certain way*

Me : "alright you a bitch so you might be Martha ."
by suckadick6969 December 4, 2017
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Martha

A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
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Martha
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
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