Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

Motherless Fuck

An ingenious spin on the ever so versatile term "fuck." Derived from the bowels of a US Navy ship, the term literally means, well, exactly what is says: "motherless fuck." Motherless, meaning without a womb, and fuck... well, there're thousands of possibilities. A comparable term, Mother Fucker, can be used alternately when "motherless fuck" does not fit the context in a desirable fashion (though, I don't foresee many situations in which "motherless fuck" would not work...)
Antonym: Son of a Bitch

You cock sucking motherless FUCK!

by lahija January 25, 2010

mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.

That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.

by irishpete5 October 13, 2004

crazy viking motherfucker

A large, hairy, usually angry seeming individual. Most often spotted during extreme music events, or during some form of violent sporting events. It is usually used with equal measures of awe, fear and respect.

Alternitavely it can be used to describe yourself when wishing to seem more imposing.

"woah man...look at that crazy viking motherfucker!!"

"who should I kick off too?"
"anyone but that crazy viking motherfucker...that dudes huge!"

"i'm a crazy viking motherfucker, and i will get medieval on your ass if you don't get the fuck away from me RIGHT NOW!"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Good Mother

A good mother is a mother (either blood or not) that will be there for their kids no matter what or how old. Gives up the expensive life style to spend on their child. Gives up the 2am partying for the 2am feedings. Who is there to provide not only financial support but emotional support. Who goes for a day without a shower. Who goes for days without 'doing' their hair. A good mother isn't defined by what everyone sees, a good mother is defined by how her child is raised and grows up

good mother

by NHLer2968 February 19, 2012

Asian mother

Asian mothers are the worst of Asian parents. They are the ones, in particular, who bitch slap you if you get a B+ and force you to wear the cheap clothing they buy.

They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.

It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.

Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.

Damn it! My Asian mother bought me this T-shirt that says something about soccer in poorly written English.

by Screw Azn Parents October 5, 2008