Moose

the coolest animal in the history of forever.

Katie ahs DMD (Defected Moose Disorder)

by The Shadow Molester May 13, 2005

moose burn

1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches

2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it

1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose

2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!

by alison January 5, 2004

moose whip

when you take a brunettes hair put your cock in it splooge and twist her hair to make it look like a moose tail this is what we call a moose whip.

you know that girl Sandy? I gave her a moose whip last night.

by dan weezy May 25, 2006

Moosii

plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses

What happened to you?? Were you sexually assaulted by a group of moosii?

by Andy November 11, 2004

moose

A term for someone who eats a lot of food at one sitting. They can be large or small, but most often are large.

Wow why don't you eat the whole kitchen while your at it, moose!

by Nathan the Moose April 18, 2010

Moosa

Worlds sexiest artist.

Leonardo was such a Moosa

by Damien32754 May 21, 2019

Sewer Moose

A very large women who smells like shit.

Matts mom always smells like shit!
Thats because shes a sewer moose!

by Ritard fart April 16, 2010