portch-monkey

A lazy fuck / slave name

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.

by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006

feltch monkey

One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching

Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey

by Archrin October 3, 2003

sus monkey

an ugly motherfucker

my s/n is ******* .. no sus monkeys

by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009

Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004

peach monkey

An overagressive date partner who prematurely snatches the peach.

Janet says, "Marty's a real peach monkey, he's already rounded third base"

by DocJuan September 17, 2007

Midnight Monkey

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.

by SarniaDrew April 8, 2010

The Monkey Knuckle

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.

Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)

by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008