Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.

Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!

by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016

Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different

Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"

by rdjm01 March 28, 2015

money action

the most elaborate yet practical concoction concieved of.It is completed in a short and limited amounted of time leaving the creator to use his vast imagination of various forigen objects in order to produce this effect

making a bong out of a toilet paper roll and some tin foil because thats all the materials you have at your disposel. That's a money action bong!

by chach nash December 10, 2003

money jab

When you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. It's usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.

Student1:
Hey man! Lets go out this weekend!

Student2:
Can't dude. Have to wait another 2 weeks till I get my money jab from dad.

by Sisko warrior May 12, 2008

money pillowzation

It is a monetary phenomenon when people spend less but deposits shrink as well.

IMF resident representative in Lebanon says ‘people do not trust banks anymore thus they tend to hid money in pillows and it seems that money pillowzation will not stop soon’

by Lucca Borbone February 3, 2009

Money Drug

n. the phenomenon of addiction to money and material wealth which supersedes and overrides any and all other concerns, i.e., humanitarian, environmental, basic decency etc.

"Money Drug, help forget, pity for all those fortunate,

Principles you betray, step on the weaker along the way"

- World Wide War, "Money Drug" (2008)

by Vox Populare October 19, 2009

Money Flow

You tend to say this when you've probably just started to spend more than you can afford on a night out. But fuck it, you only live once, you're at the bar, hand over that card, that 'dollar and you're like

"Money Flow!!"

*Nightclub, music is poundin', at the bar*

Bartender: *raises eyebrows at you*

You: "20 shots of vodka!"

Your friend: "Dude, wtf, how much money you got?"

You: "Money Flow!!"

by Tafty007 November 27, 2011