Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013

lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon

Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"

by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014

lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

by wizard webster April 7, 2015

Lunch fuck friendly

A place of residence or secret spot close to work for a midday tune-up

Your new place is totally lunch fuck friendly

by Meeshicorn September 6, 2016

Lunch friend

A friend you eat lunch with but do not see outside of school or work

Nick and marcello are lunch friends. They never hangout besides at lunch

by Gainzwalton June 12, 2016

Lawnchicken

A word to describe a usually white male with blonde hair who borrows movies, lawnchairs, power washers etc. with no intent of returning said items

Hey don't let that that "lawnchicken " borrow my Roadhouse DVD, he won't return it...

by Sofo King Great October 12, 2016