lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

by MikalM March 20, 2005

LAMK

Love and Many Kisses.

Danny, I'm your grandma, LAMK

by eicos May 2, 2008

New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.

Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010

lamzy

A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee

Phil: Rita didn't go to Washington D.C. because she didn't want to pack her bag and do her laundry.
Dan: Man that is so lamzy!

by Danikayla April 17, 2013

two shakes of a lamb's tail

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

cold lampin'

Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.

This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.

"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')

by HoWheels February 19, 2007

lame-ass

something weak, tired, or uneventful.

Did you see Draven757's latest posting on Urban Dictionary? What a lame-ass attempt at humor.

by PHDUnk January 16, 2009