Jeremy Clarkson

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.

Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Jeremy

An asshole with a small penis. Known for dating black chicks. A piece of shit.

(Also known as the quarter inch killer)

I took a Jeremy yesterday.

by BA mofo November 19, 2014

Jeremy Black BLACK

A guy who is really good at lots of things, but insists he isn't, past the point of humility and into dangerously annoying territory

God, you're such a Jeremy Black BLACK. Quit saying you can't and just play the song already, you're freaking good!

by Project 4 May 6, 2013

Jeremy

a Perry the platypus loving douche bag. Jeremy's can never make their own dinner plans and rely on others to do so for them. Rather play FIFA than hangout with others. Loves to change mind often.

Jackie "Did you hear about the new transfer student?"
Sam "Yeah the one who transferred out of Culinary school?"
Jackie "His name is Jeremy right?"
Sam "What a bra strap!"

by seventeenthirtyeight December 18, 2015

Jeremy

A cute boy who is also a player . He breaks girls hearts . And he does stuff to people that he doesn't want to be done to him . He tries to make girls that really like him jealous .

Omgg ! You cheated on her bro ? Your being such a Jeremy !

by /thetruth/ March 15, 2017

'Jeremy'

When smoking a joint and piece of weed or tobacco (if you use tobacco) goes into your mouth, this may result from a poorly rolled roach.

ugh, i just got a 'jeremy'

by ned cronin January 10, 2012

Jeremy

a kid who plays halo all day and think about halo and likes to post stuff on facebook about halo and wants to have sexual relationships with masterchief

I think halos a really cool guy said jeremy

by m-goz June 21, 2011