“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.
I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.
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Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.
His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.
by cuban007 February 20, 2024
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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020
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Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.
Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.
by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009
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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
by BossJ August 02, 2020
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