Hook Ass Nigga

Noun:
1. Someone of low standards or poor morals.
2. A pathetic person.

You're a Hook Ass Nigga!

by AnArchAngel October 12, 2011

meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.

That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us

by whetlock June 28, 2012

off tha hook

Wild, over the top

Shit, that party last night was off tha hook!

by Autolycos September 17, 2003

hook up

Clothing that goes together

i.e. if you got white pants with blue and red stripes and a white/blue/red shirt with white/red/blue hat with white/red/blue shoes, you're hooked up

Dude came in with the hook up man, he was stylin.

by pwnz0r September 20, 2003