happy new year

(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.

"What's up with that group birthday party?"

"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."

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by sally forth February 6, 2010

happyjack

A bottom who combines receptive bareback anal sex with receptive fisting (either before or after). An underground slang of Sacramento origin.

That happyjack woke up sore because he's been happyjacking all night with Jim.

by redbook December 12, 2008

happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

Tyler the happy pancake lover

A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes.

Jon: Hey tyler, whats up?
Tyler: POPTART
Jon: Excuse me?
Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NOMZ, I am Tyler the happy pancake lover

by Big Mac Jelly Eater May 12, 2009

happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

by rathsangatas drink December 7, 2004

Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

by Falafelfield December 28, 2005

happy sack

The little skin sporran that a male keeps his knackers safely locked up in.

"Oh Christ ... I've just been kicked in the happy sack ... I'll never have kids!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005