Gaper

G.A.P.E.R is an acronym for a skier or snowboarder that stands for: guaranteed accident prone on every run. They can be spotted at at the landing of jumps just out of view for those dropping, cutting people off on runs, running into people, falling off lifts, and generally making a fool of themselves. They are usually dressed in 80's ski gear or brand new gear that they spent way to much money on and have the trademark gaper gap between the goggles and hat and many times the pants are tucked into the boots.

Dude I just got snaked by that gaper

I almost landed right on that gaper in the landing of that jump

by snowsurfer September 3, 2009

Anal gape

You put in your big dick in a girls ass hole and take it out fast and she'll have a huge hole in her wide asshole

I fucked my girl and I made her have an anal gape

by Dylan main August 22, 2016

anal gaping

Mainly a porn term; major stretching of ones asshole for pleasure/amusement.

"Her ass butt was gaping huge when he pulled his huge cock penis out! Best anal gaping scene!"

by Jennaashleyxxx69 June 27, 2014

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

gaper

A person found at ski resorts that:
1. is not from anywhere near the resort
2. Looks like an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks
3. is totally oblivious to the fact that they look like an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them.

Known for the "gaping" space between their hat and goggles.

Oh no! its presidents day weekend? The gapers will be out in full swing putting up yard sales.

by zillaman February 26, 2007

sweaty gapping badger face

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy

Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 2, 2006