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barely fucked

“I have two barely fucked goats.”

“James T had the tip of the dick in the asshole, so he was barely fucked.”
by Oh my gawt! May 8, 2019
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Destination Fucked

Basically it’s what happened when a female is on a roof, starts chugging a beer but half way through start htting it’s herself in the chest with the beer and gets it all over, then tried to be cool and go off the roof on a shake board but trips off of it instead and then falls onto the lower level roof and then lays their as a kid flips her off and then you see a big fat pig.
Gone off trail into the jungle while in a tire? Ever hit your cruise boat into a huge crane? Maybe a huge ass wave from the ocean knocked you done. Well you, my dear friend, have then reacted destination fucked.
by Jaclyn101COOL May 27, 2019
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Ginger Fucked

Tyler Childers ginger fucked me and now I can’t stop listening to folk music.
by Sarahbeehaven September 18, 2019
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U fucked up

Say ur srry for fucking up nd drinking a lil more than u should have to ur girl
I'm srry I was a FUCKING DUMB ASS

U fucked up
by Chuck noooris October 20, 2019
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Adjuster fucked

When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
by Casper70 April 7, 2020
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Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.
Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
by Yeetthebigtoe June 12, 2020
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She fucked the whole crew

Bro she fucked the whole crew, stay away.
by Declan Pirog July 30, 2020
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