Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 27, 2012

Farmer Yilla

Term refering to sedative drugs used by the rebel front in most parts of North West Africa.

"That Farmer Yillas got that crazy liberian kick thats sicker than milaria."

"That Farmer Yilla grow is sicker than the bubonic."

"My throat was burning hotter than the mojave off that Farmer Yilla grow."

by Russell Gallegher June 18, 2006

Dirty Farmers Tan

When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.

My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.

by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009

Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

by Kabou June 6, 2010

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

Aids farmer

Someone who sleeps with lots of women, unaware of the fact that he is actually HIV positive.

Someone with AIDS/HIV who intentionally spreads the virus by sleeping with as many people as possible

"I can't believe you never wear a condom you fucking AIDS farmer!"

"What do you mean you never wear a Jonny, you've got HIV, you AIDS farmer!"

by Horse-Birdman January 31, 2012

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006