Fake Liberal 

Fake liberal is someone who defends the rights of one group of people to discriminate the rights of other groups. One example is modern feminist organizations who defend the rights of Islamists to practice Sharia while ignoring their misogyny & xenophobia.

You practice fake liberalism by defending the rights of Muhammad to abuse his wife Fatima and hate his Jewish neighbour Moses.

'Pinkwashing' in the context of defending Muslim human rights violated by westerns is a word used by Fake Liberal LGBT . Hiding statistics of crimes committed by Muslims in western countries is fake liberalism.

The EU is headed by fake liberals.

Fake Liberal by Sindish September 10, 2018

Fake Friend

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.

When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.

Fake Friend by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009

Fake Birthday

When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*

Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"

*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*

Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."

WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.

Fake Birthday by cbb33 January 21, 2010

fake laugh 

how snobs and phoneys laugh

see californians

Magic Johnson fake laughs.

fake laugh by xLnt December 9, 2003

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

fake friend by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010

fake woke 

When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology

"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"

"Shut up fake woke ass up."

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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"

"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."

fake woke by catapillarman September 30, 2017

fake pooing 

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

fake pooing by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006