by Spyrolander April 5, 2022
Get the Pull an eli mug.Eli is one of the smartest and most kind person you will ever meet. If you know an Eli you are very lucky he is charming and great to be around. If you see an Eli he will probably be surrounded by his friends. He is also good at making friends.
by Eh Leave It Blank April 6, 2022
Get the Eli mug.The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.
Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)
Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie
by mystify April 8, 2022
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Get the Carson Eli Bear mug.Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!
by aixelli April 13, 2022
Get the Eli mug.by Johnny34553 April 14, 2022
Get the eli mug.A hot sexy latina with dark hair, bien chichona y nalgona. Her favorite food is chicharrones. She loves calling people out on twitter. She's a loyal friend who will taser anyone that messes with her besties. She's not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Can be forgetful and drive off without her food. Loves giving lap dances. Changes her hair color every week. Her poops come out snake shaped. WAYYY out of her exes league, and out of their height range too. Her exes definitely lurk on her social media.
by themexicanwolverine April 15, 2022
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