Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.

Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs "

devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"

by Pinkeye_paranoia May 29, 2008

shamma lamma ding dong

a small short dick that has not been circumsized

Joey, let go of that shamma lamma ding dong!

by gerda October 4, 2005

dong slong

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can

the black man dong slonged his knob

by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Dong Pong

n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.

Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now

by dong pong champ March 25, 2010

dongalingus

n. a person who performs fellatio
syn. cocksucker

n. the act of performing fellatio

1. You dongalingus, get on yo knees and eat that shit.

2. That was some sweet dongalingus

by weakspirit March 20, 2003

dong-hog

The selfish act of a lesbian engulfing the majority of a double ended dildo with her vagina.

Lesbian #1: Why are you being so bitchy today?
Lesbian #2: Well maybe i'd be in a better mood if you hadn't been such a dong-hog at the scissor fight last night!

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

dongbutts

A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.

If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.

by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009