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moron dust

(n) - slang for whey protein powder and its infinite mixes, purchase by chiefly men of an average build, in the belief that it will turn them into a Schwarzenegger type build after 3 weeks of light exercise.

The 4 kg tub of moron dust will soon be forgotten and sit reproachfully on the top shelf, staring at the man in an accusatory fashion when he reaches into the fridge for another beer.
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by dentrassi42 May 26, 2010
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Crotch dusting

The act of following a person up stairs who has no pants or undergarments on while their cooter gives off an undesirable stench
The night was promising until I got crotch dusting following her to the bedroom.
by Muggsy119 February 12, 2022
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moon-dusted

When a bad guy (or an ignorant or rude person) is pwned by Sailor Moon (or a female from ages 13-21) by use of overwhelming magical force (or calling them out on their own bull crap).
I am Sailor Moon, and I fight for love and justice. I will triumph over evil, and that means you! So prepared to be moon-dusted!

or

Dude, that guy just got moon-dusted by that fourteen year-old girl. Damn, that's embarrassing.
by Setsuna Meioh August 16, 2011
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Pussy dust

When a pussy hasn’t been hit in so long it gets all dusty.
Person 1: “Wow she is so ugly”
Person 2: “ I know she must have so much pussy dust
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021
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Dust Bowling

The act of using sand instead of lube
Julie: Frank and I tried dust bowling 3 weeks ago and I'm still pulling sand out of my ass!

Jenna: Thats gross
by lolnonameumadbro February 7, 2014
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Wombat Dust

Where's (insert drug dealers name)? I gotta find some wombat dust.
by UnbakedToast August 6, 2010
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Crack-dust

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.
"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."
by Stu88 August 31, 2017
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