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American Dream 

What a crock of bullshit! Basically it is either;

1) A clever lie designed by the rich to trick the poor into (a) working longer hours for less pay, and to (b) purchase a shitload of useless material goods and services, both of which help give the rich more wealth while further impoverishing the poor.

or

2) Taking over other nations by force, stealing their resources, and installing puppet governments that control the flow of resources to America while destroying the cultures and infrastructure of said conquered nations.
The American Dream is to work 60 hours a week for minimum wage, spiral downwards into debt as a result of being stupid enough to get credit cards and to spend what little money you have on shiny, expensive products that are useless in value and function.
American Dream by sarcastic April 2, 2004

axl rose with dreads 

not nearly as cool as regular old axl rose. has an obvious and scary face lift. even more of a jerk than normal axl rose
"Those where some ugly ass dreads axl rose had...i mean...dizamn!"

Dreamshake 

Basketball move. When your back is to the defender and you give a few quick left-to-right minature juke moves before turning around and shooting.
I've been rockin' the dreamshake this entire game.
Dreamshake by mike March 21, 2005

Dreamslut 

someone who often dreams of kissing, snogging, fucking, or other physical actions with various friends and\or random people they know.
"ah man i dreamt me and Luke had sex last night, i feel like such a dreamslut."
Dreamslut by glo c May 3, 2008

Dreamswap Ink sans 

A bitch who works for a angry bird boi and has no friends besides his boss and other worker and is single and always will be
My friends: Who do you hate the most
Me: dreamswap ink sans

Dream Sphere 

The enigmatic region made of space-time that is constantly 20 feet above one's head. It is proven that people live in the dream sphere, as they often come visit our world. Though they appear three-dimensional to us people in the dream sphere are made of four-dimensions, and will often have a hard time grasping space and time, and will also have weird names like "Cameo England" or "Arlo." It is thought that the people in the dream sphere were once people like you and I that ascending into this higher plane of existence, and it is also prophecized that Mirror World has its own, slightly less convenient version of the dream sphere. There are five known ways to gain entry into the dream sphere.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.

Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
"Did Cameo England go back to New Zealand?"
"No man, she was from the Dream Sphere the whole time!"