Roarin'

Another term for laughing hard. Derives from Nova Scotia. Can be on the same level as LMAO or ROFL

Tom:
You could make some cock and bull story about how crumpets derive from canada

Tony:
hahah...cock and bull

Tony:
i'm roarin', hahaha

Tony:
i love that phrase

Tony:
cock and bull

by TommyHaych March 25, 2006

math face

The complexion on ones face while working out a common math sum, for example how much wage will be recieved or how much shopping can be bought.

The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.

One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.

John gave me the math face when I asked him how much he was selling his star wars collection for.

by tommyhaych September 17, 2006

dream piss

A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.

The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.

Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!

by TommyHaych April 12, 2006

chest clap

A chest slap is a form of applause used at a music show when one hand is occupied with a cool refreshment (i.e. beer), thus not being able to clap with both hands.

When the time is right, the free hand is used to slap the opposite side of the chest (the right hand on the left side, for instance) to emulate a sound of respect and applause.

Some random local band: "That was our new single, Emotional Napsack".

Me: "That sucked, might as well chest clap them, dude."

The guy next to me: "Who are you? Shut up!"

by tommyhaych October 01, 2006

cretin

A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com

(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.

by Tommyhaych March 01, 2005

PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.

Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.

by TommyHaych March 13, 2005

Socratic

1) Fantastic and underrated band from Cranford / Linden, New Jersey currently signed to Drive-Thru Records, on which they released Lunch For The Sky.

They are currently a 4 piece consisting of Duane F. Okun, Kevin G. Bryan II, Thomas Patrick Stratton and Vincent D'Amico. Bassist Adam Swider left the group in May, 2006.

2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.

1) I'll extend my arms out to learn a lesson that no teachers teach on how to admire the morning in case this is the last one that I'll ever see. - Socratic

2) Makes no sense to me - Me

by Tommyhaych July 14, 2006