dive at five

An phrase used to express total eagerness in the prospect of or opportunity to perform oral sex on a woman.

Dude, I can't wait to dive at five tonight.

by dalbort June 24, 2007

Divorce

Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.

Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.

by happygoluckydog July 2, 2012

Bin Diver

1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.

1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Divorce rape

Noun or verb used to describe a wife who uses the fact that divorce courts are sexist in favour of women, to personal advantage. For example by taking an unfair proportion of the husband's assets or denying him access to children.

Julie and her husband James had been married for 10 years and had 3 children. Julie stopped having sex with James and then accused him of rape. She filed for divorce and hired an expensive lawyer using their shared bank account. Julie and her lawyer divorce raped James and took the house and all the money James had saved over the years, leaving James with nothing. He was also denied the right to visit his children. James was upset with the divorce rape that Julie had committed against him. What a bitch.

by Dave_Truth September 25, 2015

The Division Bell

Kickass Pink Floyd album, which is not defined yet, showing that people on Urban Dictionary have no sense of good music. The Division Bell centers mainly around Roger Waters leaving the band, and proves that Floyd is still fucking amazing even without that asshole. It is Floyd's final studio album to date.

Floyd poser: "Wow, that album Dark Side of the Moon is the best Pink Floyd album ever! I really like that song 'Dark Side of the Moon.'"

True Floyd fan: "What other albums do you like?"

Floyd poser: "Umm... Another Brick in the Wall?"

True Floyd fan: "Eat shit! Dark Side of the Moon is not a song, only an album, and it's called The Wall! Also, The Division Bell kicks ass, even without that asshole Roger Waters! You have no true taste in music!"

Floyd poser: "Who's Roger Waters?"

by PINK FLOYD PWNS December 24, 2007

cunt diva

can be a noun, verb or adjective- one could look/act/be cunt diva
1) an elite lifestyle, lived by spoiled and foul mouthed homosexual male teenegers

see alex ward,

"oh my lord, i was busy getting a manicure, when this total fucking shit hole was in my grill piece and i was like fuck off you cock goblin, i'm too cunt diva for your faggot ass shit!"

by kiddo February 12, 2004

divorce

when two people are too lazy and fucked-up to work it out so they just get a divorce. also is way too common in today' society. people who have had or are going through a divorce will tell you that they have "done everything they can to work it out" but really they haven't becuase if it were true, they wouldnt be getting one. they will also tell you that it is totally the other persons fault, which is ironic because if they arent even willing to admit that they mightve made one little mistake, how are they going to admit more, and this may be the cause of the whole thing. and after your rents divorce, your mother will cry everytime she hears "love" and then expects you to be there for her when shes crying her ass off which is extremely hard cause you dont even want to be around either of them for the rest of your lives. mom will kick dad out and never even talk to him again. only through their kids. they call each other "your mother" or "your father". basically two incredibly fucked-up people taking the easy way out of things without considering the feelings or thoughts of children, parents, and other family.

my parents are so fucked up they had do get a divorce.

by phermone cult January 16, 2005