dairy fust

A spoonerism for "fairy dust". See definition of spoonerism.

That sticker looks like it's covered in dairy fust!

The dairy fust in my vajayjay is real itchy, I need a shower.

I found dairy fust in your boxers! You betta not be cheatin!

You: Ke$ha is awesome!
Me: Her? She's the dairy fust queen.

by Grammre Natsi October 30, 2011

Dairy Fresh

When one releases a fresh fart into a crisp cup of milk

here's your dairy fresh bro

by queef queen 08 January 9, 2014

dairy pussy

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.

My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.

by señor snatch March 16, 2015

danky rube

Something that is dank as helll and deserves utmost praise

That was so danky rube

by Chlabby January 17, 2016

dairyrrhea

What happens when lactose intolerant people eat too much dairy.

I shouldn't have eaten that milkshake...I'm totally going to have dairyrrhea now.

by Lactose lover April 26, 2016

dairy goat

A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)

"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."

by ChelleShay October 3, 2016

danny kong

An extremely broad and spicy sex position. Usually used in rape, along with a banana and other foods. One would shove the food up the butt, and come out the earlobe.

Dang Matt! You wana Danny Kong

by LezOnFleek August 9, 2016