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Condom

I'm keeping my babies safe witha condom
by That guy in the dark alleyway November 18, 2019
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
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free condom

a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
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Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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