by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018
Get the daddy cockmug. A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014
Get the Cock Beammug. the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
Get the cock swaggermug. n.
1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise
1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise
Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him
Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
by The Big Dick Assailants January 17, 2011
Get the Ibaka Cockmug. Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.
Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.
by Nathan "Nasty Nate" Smith January 8, 2008
Get the Cock Turbanmug. a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman
by mjaa08120 August 13, 2010
Get the thunder cockmug. 