I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.

Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.

by Shueman December 18, 2015

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015

Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 11, 2022

throwing a choke

Masterbating. Derived from choking the chicken.

Dude, my Grandma forgot to knock on my door and caught me throwing a choke.

by Noah Webster jr July 21, 2022

ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.

"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."

by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017