Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.

.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.

by Kompress0r September 8, 2020

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Naked Check

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.

Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.

by TheSaraBeth June 9, 2009

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Morality check

When you already have a significant other, are flirting with someone else and they refer to your mate.

girl: I'd like to take a peek at you naked.

boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.

girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.

by Mir_rose March 4, 2008

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An act whereby an individual inserts his finger or penis into the asshole of another. Much like an oil check on a car, the appendage can then be examined to determine whether or not the contents are clean or dirty.

I saw Sam with his back turned to me so I gave him an oil check.

by Publius44 April 30, 2011

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