Sperm Chips

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.

"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"

by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012

but chips

Little pieces of shit left on your but after you wipe

Issac left but chips on the toilet

by windycity8080 October 23, 2013

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

Ass to Chips

A disturbing phenomenon that occasionally occurs at parties. An individual will bee seen digging in the ass crack at a party, and then using the same hand grab a handful of chips from the chip bowl. This is usually met with great disdain.

Steve: I asked Tammy to throw that bag of chips away and empty the chip bowl

Mike: Why?

Steve: Frikken George was digging in his butt crack and then went ass to chips.

by Stinkyfinger007 February 24, 2011

Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

Crisps or Chips

so is it Crisps or Chips
its chips.
nobody calls them crsips
the people that call chips crisps send out emails where they can't spell the word crisp correctly.

the world: why are we arguing about wether it is Crisps or Chips no one cares.
Dave: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, lets have some crsips for lunch fellas

the world: look up crisps vs chips on urban dictionary and see what it says

Dave: crsips is supreme

by itschips February 13, 2023

chaps

Could'a Had A Polo Shirt

A cheaper, more casual line of clothes than Polo, by Ralph Lauren. Its logo is a "C" or a "C" with an RL in it, in laurels. A cut above stuff like Hollister or Old Navy, but still doesn't make the big leagues like Lacoste and Polo

Bob: Yo, look at that dude with the polo with the laurels on it! I see a bigass C in a box. Must be Chaps.

Rob: Yup. He's about 30 bucks short of a real polo, or it's 30% off at The Bay this weekend

by Fortuna Fortes Juvat September 1, 2008