bump on a log

Someone that just sucks at their job and just doesn't seem to think much.

George W. Bush

Bush is just a bump on a log.

by $LAYER November 7, 2005

beater's bump

A lump of muscle on the arm, near the elbow that is said to indicate if someone frequently masturbates.

Some people joked that Carl whacked off a lot because he had a giant beater's bump on his arm.

by Rafael Lewis April 24, 2006

squid bump

male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother

Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping

by skankmasta November 4, 2008

bump bones

To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...

Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)

Alexis and I didn't waste time to jump
in the sack and bump bones with each other.

by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005

Bump that Trunk

To fuck a girl in the ass/pussy.


Fuck in general.

-Did you bump that trunk
-Hell yea


I'd bump that trunk

She got her trunk bumped

by Andrew March 16, 2004

riding the bump

Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump.

Sally: Not it!
Susy: Not it!
Fred: Aww crap, I guess I'm riding the bump again.

by dontspitonme October 26, 2007

Bump Dirties

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

by Kel & Dea December 24, 2008