Bro-he 

A clan of guys (usually found in four packs) who stick together as a unit, through thick and thin, handjob to blowjob. They have each others back in everything they do. They can be seen in random places such as Publix, Wally, malls, mosh pits, concerts, beaches, eating at Jason's Deli, and rebounderz.

Common characteristics of them would be drinking Monster Energy drinks, driving in SRT4's, talking about how horny they are, making fun of ricers, blasting Cascada/Basshunter/a7x, wearing speedos, jager bombs, shouting loud/random things, slapping each other, and screaming "'Scuse me, can i talk'chu fo' a minute?" at insanely beautiful women (occasionally in their speedos).

If a bro-he wants to feel extra sexy, he would wear the signiture 'Affliction & Jeans' combo.

Bro-he's are badass and probably are better than you at everything.

Interest of a typical Bro-he: MMA, Monster, sex, women, milfs, cars, good music, jager, and more women.

Basically, if you are a bro-he, you have a unit of some of the best friends you can get that would die for you in a second, but ditch you when it comes to having sex, which is all good, because of the Bro-he Manlaw.

"What's up, bro-he?"
"Bro-he, where you at?"
"BROOOOOO-HEEEE!"
"Bro-he, did you see that ass?"

Bro-he by Scott Mike Josh Austin December 20, 2008

bro showers 

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

bro showers by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011

bro butt sex 

Gay sex but its not actually gay because we put the word bro in it

Bro 1--"Bro, lets have some bro butt sex."
Bro 2--"Well you did say bro."

bro butt sex by BallsDeep69 June 17, 2014

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Bro-Cred 

Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.

Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."

"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."

Bro-Cred by ZagBro January 15, 2008

Bro-ing 

Bro-ing is the act of going out with your buddies and doing guy things like hitting sports events, working on vehicles, scoping out the game, hunting and any reasonable stuff guys like to do, providing that it's a guy only day.

Not sexist. Referring to times the guys want to get out of the house, or stick at home if the Super Bowl is on.

Bill: What's the plan today?
John: We're gonna go Bro-ing around. I got us all tickets to the {fav team} game!
Bob: Got the grill and cold ones?
Ed: Fo shizzle!

Bro-ing by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

Barist-bro 

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

Barist-bro by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011