boredazzle

so boring you see spots.

that presentation was boredazzling.

that guy can really boredazzle you with useless facts.

by skiptree July 25, 2009

boredocking

The meeting of two boring people

Oh yeah, that was a real boredocking – past tense

by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

Boredner

A male erection that occurs for no explicable reason. Usually occurring while incredibly bored.

"I was sitting in science class today and I got a huge boredner."

by NZ55 August 17, 2012

boredom

This is a terrifying thing to talk about, I personally have traveled a great length to share this with you all. It is something that spreads like a virus and can affect anyone. At the moment, there is no cure. Just distractions that will slow down the effect. Statistically speaking, almost 100% of people who have died have been bored (the way you refer to someone suffering from boredom) which eventually lead to their death. Boredom has cost many people their lives since it can also cause something many people refer to as "I was bored so I did something stupid...now my leg is broken".

As you can see, boredom has caused many, many deaths and countless injuries. If you find yourself with boredom just go and distract yourself.

Distractions recommended by doctors: YouTube, Drawing, Driving a car underage, Swimming, Tormenting your younger siblings, Writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, Messing with Wikipedia, and many more. To find out more visit clickclickclick.click

To support research on this supposedly incurable virus, please like and protect yourself and others from this disease.

Person 1: I am sooooo bored
Person 2: OMG!!! I better call the ER!!
Person 1: Eventually dies at some point in life
News Reporters: Another death that might have been caused by BOREDOM

by the better {anonymous} June 25, 2019

Bored

Literally me right now, and you if you are looking this up

Man me bored

Have some life if u looking to dis

by HahaFkMyLife April 14, 2020

mad bombed

mad bombed is when a person has comsumed a considerable amount of alcohol. Another word for being exceptionally drunk/off your face or the consequences (hangover) which will occur the next day after many a drink.

'i am mad bombed', 'nice being massively bombed last night mate', 'im mad bombed this morning, fuck lectures'.

by bants February 4, 2009

get bombed on

Used in online gaming when one player uses a grenade, rocket, or other explosive device to kill another player.

OMG GUY!!! GET BOMBED ON!!

by xRENFROx December 29, 2008