Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

boofart 

A fart that sneaks up on you.

"Stern just had a boofart, it came out of no where!"

boofart by EaglesDawgs August 16, 2009

Boofdad

A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.

"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"

Boofdad by noodles. October 30, 2020

Boofh 

When someone is acting very out of line

To act fake to your homies
To do something disrespectful

Curtis payed for Joel’s dinner last time but when it was his turn to pay he ran out leaving Curtis to pay again so Curtis called Joel Boofh

Boofh by King Curt April 2, 2019

Booflo 

Alien Frog-like Mob from the Endergetic Expansion. It has lots of custom AIs and behaviors and can fly and boost with its inflatable chin. It's found in the Poise Forest and can be tamed and then ridden.

Did you see that Booflo in the Poise Forest?

Booflo by Ink won do January 19, 2020

Boofhead 

Australian saying. A boofhead is one who is a little slow, or maybe just does silly things. I'm a boofhead, thats why im writing this, it's silly. Generally good natured. The sort of person who drinks and gets so pissed they decide it's a good idea to shout people you barely know drinks.

Most of my mates are boofheads, that why we get along.

Boofhead by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Boofdad

A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".

- "Oh, man, Werethrope sent me a nude again"
- "He must be drunk. He is such a Boofdad"

Boofdad by sebasdiablo69 May 27, 2021