beer me

Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another.

I'm runnin low, beer me.

by Pompous Smurf October 5, 2006

beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

beer piss

Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.

Preferred by gays into water sports.

Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

beer ball

A container of beer equal to 55 12oz beers or 19.5L. A beer ball is a disposable container and is also 1/3 the volume of a standard keg.

It's going to be small so let's just grab a beer ball.

by Dillitron December 1, 2009

Beer Tits

beer tits Those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed mass quantities of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the Tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.

OMG, would you look at the beer tits on contestant number three!
You have to vote for those Peter!

by monk-daddy July 24, 2008

Beer bug

Corona virus, a disease originating in China which shares the same name as a shitty Mexican beer.

Chad caught the beer bug so has to self-isolate for 14 days at home.

by hammmmmmmy March 7, 2020