To have a three-some
by Trixie Gurb September 12, 2012
When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!
by bbcbillblaster February 16, 2025
Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.
1 hour later
Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.
1 hour later
Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?
by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021
A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
by Tittles77 June 13, 2021
a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 30, 2015
A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
by Purplenado March 05, 2023