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urban wild

Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.

Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.

It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!

Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.
My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
by SPWhite June 9, 2019
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Woodwick Welding

When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.
When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.
by wendalo32 December 8, 2020
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Beta Welding

When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this
“Haven’t you had 4 rest days in a row now?”
Yes I’ve been beta welding
by Alpha Male/God69 July 1, 2021
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V-Wildabeast

A usually obese, often lesbian, female student that attends Virginia Women's Institute for Leadership (VWIL). They are known to travel in heards and can often be seen packed around their little white vans, or hiding from PTT with a fake injuries. Given they have no facilities of their own, they spread across Virginia Military Institute, hoping to steal food from Crozet or just get it in the way.
Yeah I stopped talking to him ever since I found out he was dating a V-Wildabeast; I don't want to be anywhere near somebody that desperate.
by VMI 2023 March 27, 2022
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Frazz Wildburger

1. frazz: (verb) when an anonymous person steals a bite of a food without them noticing

2. wildburger: (noun) any food you find in the wild
1. "I got the Frazz Wildburger, today with pasteurized meat and an organic tomato slice"
2. "Who Frazzed my Wildburger!"
by frazz wildburger May 7, 2022
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