by Theagorist July 18, 2025

by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Wagon Rider/ (Rider)
Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"
Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."
Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"
Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.
Keith: Ok rider.
Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"
Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."
Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"
Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.
Keith: Ok rider.
by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 1, 2020

by Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2013

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
Snack Wagon: noun
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
