umper

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

by bogart March 7, 2005

upperclassmen

people who are "upperclassmen" aren't immature 9th graders. they are seniors and juniors, or the top grades in a school. everyone other than the youngest. freshman in high school are not upperclassmen, and shouldn't call themselves upperclassmen. 6th graders are basically the same social status as 9th graders, if not better.

"wow 7th grader you can't be mean to me. you're talking to an upperclassmen"-freshman
"actually you arent cool and your a freshman, not an upperlcassmen. you aren't a senior or junior, yeah your not coool."-7th grader and the rest of the world

by sg_em_rb_ninthgraders_BFF2 March 14, 2010

uppercunt

To uppercut a women in the cunt.

"Dude she stood up and queefed cum on me so i uppercunted a bitch."

by Tdawg Zweiner May 19, 2010

Uppernux

The Uppernux are a branch of the SIA (Smodem Intelligence Agency).

The function of the Uppernux is to act as the "hidden hand" of the SIA by engaging in covert operations (some of questionable legality) in choral and other scholastic environments. Known cover-up operations include the past "operation bublin'" and the active "The Rain, it Raineth: ReMix" project.

Other SIA branches include The Fellowship of the Smodem and The Black Hand of Nod.

by johnny rood man aka jtrain March 1, 2008

uppercunt

When you drop to one knee and punch a woman in the vagina with an uppercut

Adam your an asshole (slap)

Bitch please ( uppercunt )

by sychaen February 11, 2014

upperunity

An opportunity where one and other persons achieve something better

Guy: bro I need to get the new Xbox
friend: dude you have an upperunity now the have a sale going on now

by jade_de December 29, 2014

UpperCunting

An alternate to Fisting, UpperCunting is the act of forming a fist with your hand and using it to pleasure a sexual partner, by sticking it in ones orifice.

David and Sally want to try something new to spice up their sexlife. Sally suggests UpperCunting and David thinks shes a sexual deviant. Sally was denied UpperCunting.

by FrankoPancakes October 14, 2015