uppercunting
uppercunting by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010
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UpperCunting
An alternate to Fisting, UpperCunting is the act of forming a fist with your hand and using it to pleasure a sexual partner, by sticking it in ones orifice.
David and Sally want to try something new to spice up their sexlife. Sally suggests UpperCunting and David thinks shes a sexual deviant. Sally was denied UpperCunting.
UpperCunting by FrankoPancakes October 14, 2015
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Upper-Cunting
*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.
IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.
POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.
DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"
Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
Upper-Cunting by anonymous23423467346 March 9, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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