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Loyola Marymount University 

LMU is different from USC and UCLA. It's a quiet little university with palm trees around the courtyards between the buildings. Has the advantages that all schools near a big city have (theaters, museums). The small size of the student population makes the learning experience that much better. They have a great fitness center and great facilities overall. The film school is growing, and it's political science, business, and communications programs are all strong points. The students are friendly and the curriculum is great. Not to mention, the girls are very good looking.
Bro 1: Hey, I totally want to go to USC or UCLA!
Bro 2: But what about Loyola Marymount University?
Bro 3: Yeah I've heard of that place! The students are chill, the girls are hot, the facilities rock, the courses are awesome, the faculty are exceptional, and it's in LA!
Bro 1: That sounds so chill!

University of Casual Sex and Beer 

The university in Santa Barbara, California, better known as UCSB. Due to the concerns of parents who do not want their children exposed to casual sex and beer, the UC Board of Regents changed the school's name to the University of California, Santa Barbara.
"My buddy balled six chicks this weekend. He goes to the University of Casual Sex and Beer."

University of Miami 

Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.
Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.

Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.

Southwestern University 

A swell place to go to school.
Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."

University of Victoria 

Once known for it's population of feral rabbit and leftist students, this west coast campus has become a flood-wash for Chinese immigrants who were unable to make it to UBC.
Student #1 "Doesn't Poe look cute today?"

Student #2 "华语/華語"

Student #1 "Ah fuck it, the University of Victoria just isn't the same..."
University of Victoria by Dalthon January 6, 2011

University of Denver 

Private University in Colorado that is quite expensive but the skiing,snowboarding, hiking, rock climbing and anything else nature related makes up for it (maybe the education, too). We knew what we were going to be paying when we applied, so stop bitching about the cost, or transfer. Yes, you meet a lot of "preppy, nose in the air" type of people, but who ever said they had to be your friends? There are plenty of fun people at DU who don't talk about their BMW's and vacation homes...all the time.

Yes, half the students may look like huge good for nothing stoners, but they probably drive a Range Rover and will own their own business one day (The guy that invented the car boot went to du).

Some of the people suck but the good amount of chill people make up for it. The experience is what you make of it.

The professors are mostly relaxed and some like to bring their dogs to class.
And you can always find a ride to the mountains.
pretty campus, The Border, The Stadium, Spanky's, Wash Park, alcohol, and general knowledge of High Street and Williams Street are all you need in order to have fun at the University of Denver