University of Miami

Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.
Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.

Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.
by erockinit July 09, 2005
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