Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.

Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?

by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014

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Turkey

Turkey is a country that's in Asia and Europe - awesome, I know.

A: You should go to Turkey
B: Wheres that?
A: Uhhh...

by rfgjhiuahga December 28, 2011

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1. Someone who lies all the time.

2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.

3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.

It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.

1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.

2. Calello. What a jive turkey.

3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.

by BarryJive December 19, 2008

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turkey leg

A 750 mL bottle of Wild Turkey.

"Oh man, that 48-minute version of Freebird was sweet. Let's kill a turkey leg before the encore."

or

"I'm sorry officer, one minute I was cracking open a turkey leg, next thing I knew I woke up in an ice cream truck wearing children's underpants."

or

"Dude 1: Hey, man, last night I had a turkey leg and couldn't feel my dick afterwards.
Dude 2: Wow."

by Lord of the Bling$ March 13, 2008

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turkey bitch

a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.

snooki- what a turkey bitch

hey bro, i just lb'd this turkey bitch the other night, it was great!

by tightbroseph September 3, 2011

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